[ HANDS IN THE AIR not like she's doesn't care though more like she wishes she could just not care that damon has a point she doesn't really want to examine too closely. were she caroline, the sarcasm might flow freely. but bonnie. she's actually more willing to put up with this because deep down she knows that damon gets results.
he's a murderous psychopath but he's not always wrong. ]
Well, considering Klaus used to rest his head here, you can imagine the problem's a little bigger than we're used to.
[damon smirks as he leans back though the K-word has a way of stopping him right in his tracks. he grimaces. klaus, the vampire who killed elena (even if she came back and would have come back regardless since he forcefed blood to her). klaus, the vampire who took his brother away, all because his brother insisted on saving damon's sorry ass.
his brother's obsession with saving him is the reason that damon has been around still to kill person after person. because that's what he does.]
So you're telling me that not only do we have new problems like murderous mirrors and Events, but we have the potential for old standbys too?
[he makes a face.] Joy. I need to get my hands on a white oak dagger. [he'd go for a more permanent solution, but he's heard they come back from death in wonderland.]
[ HA. bonnie 100000000000000000 damon -9999999999 ]
Not to mention the events that happen every two weeks. Zombies, Mirrors, awful disgusting diseases that affect everyone. And more powerful witches than me have been trying and failing to break out for a decade. We're not special here, Damon-- other people's worlds have way worse things than Klaus Mikaelson.
Well, great. Because what I needed is more bad news. You realize we were completely incapable of handling Klaus MIkaelson when he was around? We found a way to kill him. Perfect plan. It was utterly ruined. How are we supposed to handle Wonderland then?
[ ugh ugh this is the worst. with elena, bonnie preserves some semblance of hope. something to keep her best friend from quitting. damon, she knows, is a lot more pragmatic. ]
We keep throwing stuff at the wall and hoping it sticks. That's all we can do.
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he's a murderous psychopath but he's not always wrong. ]
Well, considering Klaus used to rest his head here, you can imagine the problem's a little bigger than we're used to.
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his brother's obsession with saving him is the reason that damon has been around still to kill person after person. because that's what he does.]
So you're telling me that not only do we have new problems like murderous mirrors and Events, but we have the potential for old standbys too?
[he makes a face.] Joy. I need to get my hands on a white oak dagger. [he'd go for a more permanent solution, but he's heard they come back from death in wonderland.]
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Not to mention the events that happen every two weeks. Zombies, Mirrors, awful disgusting diseases that affect everyone. And more powerful witches than me have been trying and failing to break out for a decade. We're not special here, Damon-- other people's worlds have way worse things than Klaus Mikaelson.
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Well, great. Because what I needed is more bad news. You realize we were completely incapable of handling Klaus MIkaelson when he was around? We found a way to kill him. Perfect plan. It was utterly ruined. How are we supposed to handle Wonderland then?
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We keep throwing stuff at the wall and hoping it sticks. That's all we can do.
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[she doesn't have to explicitly say it for damon to know, to tell.] I mean, do you really want to go home?
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Stop being an ass, Damon. This isn't helping, you're just trying to make yourself feel better.